January 2011
99 posts
I don't know who's worse...
Carson Daly or Dick Clark. Keep in mind, DIck Clark had a stroke. But still, it’s a tough call…
December 2010
153 posts
Things my father can talk about for hours on end...
Tires
How rebates work
House plans
Wholesome things he remembers from growing up in Nashville in the 1950s, like white beans and ham on “Chuck Wagon Night” in elementary school
How actors like Nicholas Cage/Kurt Russell/that guy from Friends are really smart for to be playing the same kind of character over and over because it makes them lots of money.
Very specific directions...
Things my father can talk about for hours on end...
Tires
How rebates work
House plans
Wholesome things he remembers from growing up in Nashville in the 1950s, like white beans and ham on “Chuck Wagon Night” in elementary school
How actors like Nicholas Cage/Kurt Russell/that guy from Friends are really smart for to be playing the same kind of character over and over because it makes them lots of money.
Very specific directions...
Patton Oswalt: Wake Up, Geek Culture. Time to... →
Here’s the danger: That creates weak otakus. Etewaf doesn’t produce a new generation of artists—just an army of sated consumers. Why create anything new when there’s a mountain of freshly excavated pop culture to recut, repurpose, and manipulate on your iMovie? The Shining can be remade into a comedy trailer. Both movie versions of the Joker can be sent to battle each another. The Dude is...
A radical pessimist's guide to the next 10 years -... →
35) Stupid people will be in charge, only to be replaced by ever-stupider people. You will live in a world without kings, only princes in whom our faith is shattered
America in Decline: Why Germans Think We're Insane →
espressoblues-deactivated201104 asked: What's the best Christmas gift you've ever received?
1 tag
How to Do Christmas, Mississippi Style
Eat some mutha fuckin’ tamales. Bonus points if they’re covered in cheese dip.
Blow up some semi-legal fireworks Rico got from some dude’s trailer in Alabama on Christmas Eve. ”Silent Night?” FUCK YOU!
Piss off Grandma and search for her after she goes walking down the road in a t-shirt and shorts in 30 degree weather.
Try to cram 16 adults in a one story ranch...
“Over the summer, he blew up at a stiff crowd at New York club Don Hill’s during...”
– Noisevox re: Jack White’s attitude re: hipsters, easily the best group of words I’ve read today (via drinkyourjuice)
espressoblues-deactivated201104 asked: What's the best Christmas gift you've ever received?
I feel like we need to make a Dave appreciation...
missshanna28:
viajake:
ashtontibbitt:
Who’s with me? :D
Boom.
I’m pretty sure there already is one.
Yup, baloneyinmyshoes.tumblr.com/
It’s pretty dead, though.
I'll be without internet for a few days. Leave me... →
Captain Beefheart's 10 Commandments of Guitar... →
1. Listen to the birds
That’s where all the music comes from. Birds know everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come from. And watch hummingbirds. They fly really fast, but a lot of times they aren’t going anywhere.
2. Your guitar is not really a guitar
Your guitar is a divining rod. Use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. A guitar...
Fuck clouds.
Learning lines is boring. Ask me good shit. →
“Be really attractive. Your acne is gone, your face has matured without having...”
– How to be a 20-Something « Thought Catalog
Read it…
(via nerbles)
“I don’t know why we need ugly sluts on tv.”
– My mom, on Snooki.
“I guess last meals are like the ‘make a wish’ foundation for violent...”
– Me
One of these days I’ll learn to sleep like a normal person…
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How to make the shooter's sandwich →
