January 2012
152 posts
Jan 1st
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Listenoneafter909: Robert Johnson - Stop Breakin’ Down...
Jan 1st
nerbles: oldkingcrow: We should open a bar called “Robot Johnson’s” I’m gonna assume this was posted for me…and add ROBOT JOHNSON CLIMBING STAIRS We’ve already got the perfect blues tune: “Robot Johnson climbing stairs, Robot Johnson climbing staaaaiiiiirs, I don’t knoooow how to loooove!” Always appropriate for NYE.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 31st
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“If self improvement is masturbation, then I self improv a lot.”
Dec 31st
I spilled liquor on my ankle.
Dec 31st
We should open a bar called “Robot Johnson’s”
Dec 31st
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Feeling asky? I'm feeling answery. →
Dec 31st
ListenTom Waits - Hell Broke Luce The first time I...
Dec 31st
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
I want to gather up all the ukuleles in the world and burn them.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Sometimes if there’s a large awkward pause when you’re texting with me it’s because I thought I sent a message only to glance at my phone 15 minutes later and realize I haven’t.
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
“I mean… my titties are great but they’re not worth getting water...”
– Nerbles
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Dec 28th
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Important: Sweatpants +southern comfort and sprite + Tom Waits = instant sex appeal .  Trust me on this.
Dec 28th
ListenHugh Laurie -  You Don’t Know My Mind
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
Back to the land of wifi and whiskey. Ask me... →
Dec 28th
Back home after what may have been my most Redneck Christmas to date.  
Dec 28th
The septic tank backed up.  Typing this in a motel room that we rented so we had a place to poop.  Staying a couple extra days because there’s only one plumber open in the area and he couldn’t get here until tomorrow.  Also, I think Grandma’s drunk. The tamales were good.
Dec 27th
Gone to the delta for a few days.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
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Ask me anything. Feeling answer-y. →
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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John Prine is the great American novelist.  I don’t care who says otherwise.
Dec 22nd
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Napster me a taco.
Dec 22nd
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ListenSquirrel Nut Zippers - Carolina Christmas
Dec 22nd
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Important message to Newt Gingrich:  If your name sounds even vaguely like “Grinch” you should probably lay low from politics from late November to early January.  
Dec 22nd
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Southern Comfort is only kind of comforting. 
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
maximumclaireity asked: I once heard you say that you prefer Godspell to Jesus Christ Superstar. If you were to direct your ideal version of Godspell, what choices would you make and how awesome would it be?
Dec 22nd
maximumclaireity asked: Hard and crunchy or soft and chewy?
Dec 22nd
They almost canceled tamales this year because there might not be room in the fridge?  Fuck that.  Tamales are about 70% of what I like about Christmas.
Dec 22nd
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Are you there God? Its me, King Crow. →
Dec 22nd