January 2012
152 posts
nerbles:
oldkingcrow:
We should open a bar called “Robot Johnson’s”
I’m gonna assume this was posted for me…and add ROBOT JOHNSON CLIMBING STAIRS
We’ve already got the perfect blues tune: “Robot Johnson climbing stairs, Robot Johnson climbing staaaaiiiiirs, I don’t knoooow how to loooove!”
Always appropriate for NYE.
December 2011
180 posts
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If self improvement is masturbation, then I self improv a lot.
I spilled liquor on my ankle.
We should open a bar called “Robot Johnson’s”
Feeling asky? I'm feeling answery. →
I want to gather up all the ukuleles in the world and burn them.
Sometimes if there’s a large awkward pause when you’re texting with me it’s because I thought I sent a message only to glance at my phone 15 minutes later and realize I haven’t.
I mean… my titties are great but they’re not worth getting water...
– Nerbles
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Important: Sweatpants +southern comfort and sprite + Tom Waits = instant sex appeal . Trust me on this.
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Back to the land of wifi and whiskey. Ask me... →
Back home after what may have been my most Redneck Christmas to date.
The septic tank backed up. Typing this in a motel room that we rented so we had a place to poop. Staying a couple extra days because there’s only one plumber open in the area and he couldn’t get here until tomorrow. Also, I think Grandma’s drunk.
The tamales were good.
Gone to the delta for a few days.
Ask me anything. Feeling answer-y. →
John Prine is the great American novelist. I don’t care who says otherwise.
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Napster me a taco.
Important message to Newt Gingrich: If your name sounds even vaguely like “Grinch” you should probably lay low from politics from late November to early January.
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Southern Comfort is only kind of comforting.
maximumclaireity asked: I once heard you say that you prefer Godspell to Jesus Christ Superstar. If you were to direct your ideal version of Godspell, what choices would you make and how awesome would it be?
maximumclaireity asked: Hard and crunchy or soft and chewy?
They almost canceled tamales this year because there might not be room in the fridge? Fuck that. Tamales are about 70% of what I like about Christmas.
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Are you there God? Its me, King Crow. →